Yes, I am well aware that the phrase is ‘the world is your oyster’ rather than lobster, but all will be explained I assure you.

The school in which I work is attached to an adjacent school by an office/corridor/bridge sort of thing, whereby we may pass from one building to the other, for the purposes of using the comedor (dining room) of the boarding school next door. The food provided by the catering staff at our adjacent school is unparalleled in my experience of school food. However my experience of school foods is somewhat limited, having only ever attended one school before going to University, and although the food I was given at school in my teen years was fairly good considering the budget available, it doesn’t hold a candle to the standard of food served here. And considering I eat for free here, it tastes all the better.