I went to Brazil last year for a bit and nothing really happened at the time really. I was an incident-free zone, despite the Bolsheviks telling me that I was going to be made the giant bitch of a wandering spider and that I would also get shot in the armpit.

All that happened was that I saw that Jesus statue and I got thoroughly rained upon whilst looking at those big waterfalls  but anyway, nothing happe… OH WAIT I did pay well over the odds for about 3 items of clothing to be cleaned and had some Argentinian down-and-out want to fight me even though I was the happy-go-lucky type but other than that, it was pretty much a yawn-fest for my Grandmother who is my only reader and barely my friend.

About 2 weeks ago I checked the digits in my bank account and noticed that there was…