My eight year old daughter was watching the news which was summing up the election results.

“That Ed Milliband has resigned?”

“Yes.”

“And that other man has, too?”

“Yes.”

“So who is left? Just that David Cameron?”

“Yes.”

“He is Prime Minister?”

“Yes.”

“So everybody voted for nothing to change?”

“Pretty much, yes.”

“I’d ask for my money back.”