On tap tonight: Brahma, Brazil.

Here’s a collection of Brahma spots boasting appearances by a hyper-cool, beer-guzzling turtle — Brazil’s answer to Spuds McKenzie. Needless to say, the turtle’s a stud-muffin on the half shell, and boasts some killer soccer moves. One note of trivia: Did you know that Spuds McKenzie was actually portrayed by a female bull terrier whose real name was Honey Tree Evil Eye? Hate to burst your bubble, but that’s a fact, Jack.